At a press event earlier this afternoon, Disney announced a new show set to premier on their streaming platform during the Spring of 2024: "Sabrina the Teenage Sith".
"We at Disney listen closely to our fans," stated Disney CEO, Bob Iger. "And what our fans are telling us they want -- more than anything -- is a new Star Wars series centered on a teenage, female Sith Lord, played by a 50 year old. Who is nervous about dating and stuff. We hear you. Loud and clear."
"Also," Iger continued. "Star Wars fans want this show to take place during the events of Episode V -- and to officially retcon the canon of The Empire Strikes Back, changing the meaning of that dreadful scene where Vader chops off Luke's hand and says all that 'I am your father' business."
"I've always felt that scene was terrible," stated Kathleen Kennedy, President of Lucasfilm. "From the very first time I saw Empire Strikes Back, early last week, I knew what that moment in Cloud City needed: Melissa Joan-Hart playing a teenage Sith. Oh, and her sarcastic cat! What was that cat's name? Whatever, he was so funny! That should fix it."